campsite-jamboree:

I think I’m in a really bad place right now. Fuck.

Like, i just feel flat out terrible and overwhelmed and stressed and vulnerable and I really dislike it. Am I going to try and start jogging?

Maybe I’ll start waking up at 7am and go for a jog. Fucking fuck. And I’m chatting to a literal 10/10 guy and he is WAY out of my league and I am over it. Fuck.

This is not how I like to feel at all.

I think I’m in a really bad place right now. Fuck.

comicbooktakeover:

*Reaching enlightenment*

comicbooktakeover:

*Reaching enlightenment*

"Dookie. Dookie, dookie, dookie. Who farted?"
Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Model - Season 21, Episode 5
  • Adam Scott: How crazy would it be if U2 named their new album 'Finger In My Pussy'?
  • Scott Aukerman: I think that there's a 99% chance they might.
  • AS: I don't think they will.
  • SA: You need to have hope.
  • AS: Fuck you.
  • SA: Hey don't shoot the messenger.
  • AS: Your right, sorry bro.
  • SA: Phew, that was a close one
  • AS: Sure was, Hollyweird right?
  • SA: I prefer Hollywild.
  • AS: Haha, you said it not me.
  • SA: Well I typed it.
  • AS: That's what I meant you fucker.
  • SA: FUCK YOU.

You know what else I did? I performed an elaborate museum heist just so I could steal one of those child mummies and have sex with it… I got to have sex with something very young and yet very old at the same time.