"Dookie. Dookie, dookie, dookie. Who farted?"
Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Model - Season 21, Episode 5
  • Adam Scott: How crazy would it be if U2 named their new album 'Finger In My Pussy'?
  • Scott Aukerman: I think that there's a 99% chance they might.
  • AS: I don't think they will.
  • SA: You need to have hope.
  • AS: Fuck you.
  • SA: Hey don't shoot the messenger.
  • AS: Your right, sorry bro.
  • SA: Phew, that was a close one
  • AS: Sure was, Hollyweird right?
  • SA: I prefer Hollywild.
  • AS: Haha, you said it not me.
  • SA: Well I typed it.
  • AS: That's what I meant you fucker.
  • SA: FUCK YOU.

You know what else I did? I performed an elaborate museum heist just so I could steal one of those child mummies and have sex with it… I got to have sex with something very young and yet very old at the same time.

THIS IS WHAT WE IN SHOW BUSINESS CALL AN “ALL STAR CAST”!!!!

THIS IS WHAT WE IN SHOW BUSINESS CALL AN “ALL STAR CAST”!!!!