D’you think anyone ever saw Robin Williams in a bar and thought ‘I gotta go for it’. Their friend would say ‘no, you can’t!’, but they’d say ‘NO! I have to. If I do this, I’ll forever be the person that fucked Mrs Doubtfire into submission’
You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’"